It's just ironic, not heartless, or anything

The AP is running a story of the White House's use of humor to defuse the seriousness of the shooting by zombie cheney, juxtaposed on many news sites with reports of the shooting victim's heart attack ....

From the bunker, the zombie in chief had no comment. The commander in chief of the world was bicycling and also could not be reached for comment at the time of this publication.